Zombie Necro a Go-Go


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6 Short erotic stories about dead things and the people who love them. Woo-hoo Zombies and Necrophiles! Bang 'n' the Dead: Stripper Nicole and her stepfather's relationship reaches an awkward climax when he crawls into her bed one night, and to both their horror realize after the fact he is dead. What's a girl to do when the guy you're sleeping with starts eating people and falling apart all over the place? Bone Daddy: Trying to resist her pull to her new stepfather, Thrasher, feels impossible. When Beth finally gives in, it's too late. Her stepfather is shot dead. Only to her surprise returns from the dead a short time later to claim her virginity. Dig Her Deep: A lonely gravedigger explores his love for the deceased. Things get complicated when his new dead lover turns out to be alive. Live A Dry Bone in a Leather Glove: Chris leaves home to go see his suicidal girlfriend. But he's too late. She's dead. Le Petite Mort: Kinsey gets kicked out of his girlfriend's house and moves back to the caretaker's lodge at the cemetery. He meets a young man who seems to be cut from the same cloth. As a mentor, Kinsey takes it upon himself to show the boy the ins and outs of being a gravedigger. Ghosts, Girls, and Necrophilia: Neal loves dead women. Always has. Meeting a dead albino, then bedding her living sister, he feels his wildest dreams are coming true. Until they turn into a nightmare. Dead When We Met: A girl, her neighbor, and a skull named Frank become entangled in a love triangle that turns deadly




Zombee a Go-Go


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During a trip to the tavern Zombee A Go-Go, zombie wrangler Jay meets Melanie the zombie tamer. She wants to learn wrangling but he ain't teachin' no matter that she's both sweet-looking and feisty. When Melanie heads off to learn her own way, Jay is forced to follow, barely managing to help her escape from the largest zombie herd ever. When the herd turns toward Zombee A Go-Go, Jay has to put aside his doubt and work with Melanie to save the Go-Go from the marauding zombies. Everybody dance!




Stink and the Midnight Zombie Walk


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Stink and his friends try to earn money to buy the latest book in the Nightmare on Zombie Street series and go to the book release party.




Is This a Zombie?, Vol. 5


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You guys...haven't noticed? She's goin' commando! Secretly jumping for joy in his undeadest of hearts when Eu writes him a note that says, "I want you to hold me tight" (Disgusting.), Ayumu will have to give it his best (Vile!!) if he wants to get a word or move in edgewise (Sick.) under Sera's ever-vigilant eye! But now that the danger from the King of Night has passed, maybe the time is ripe for Ayumu and his lady friends to get into a little youthful mischief at the school festival?! But what happens when Haruna and Eu switch places?!




Is This a Zombie?, Vol. 3


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Ayumu and his housemates are getting on just as if they were an actual warm (or, in his case, cold) and loving family. And with Eu under threat from a mysterious nemesis known only as the "King of Night," the motley crew is tighter than ever as they resolve to keep the "shady necromancer" safe. But when the resident vampire ninja, Sera, receives orders from home that threaten Eu's well-being, will she turn her back on her new friends?!




Is This a Zombie?, Vol. 2


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Ayumu Aikawa is settling into his new life - or lack thereof - and enjoying the ties he's building with his new roommates, strange though they may be! But when the opportunity arises to face his murderer, will this zombie/magikewl girl be up to the task??




Is This a Zombie?, Vol. 1


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Life - or undeath? - isn't easy for Ayumu Aikawa. A seemingly normal high schooler, he is in fact a zombie who serves as a bodyguard to an introverted necromancer. But his already complicated existence becomes even more outlandish when he accidently steals the powers of a magical girl, transforming into one himself - complete with frilly dress and pink chainsaw!! How's a reanimated corpse supposed to keep his head on his shoulders with roommates like these girls around the house?




Vegan Zombie Apocalypse


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VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: In the post-apocalypse worlderness, zombies rule the earth. They're allergic to meat, and brains literally make them explode. Zombies now eat blood potatoes, parasitic tubers grown in the flesh of humancows corralled in maximum security farms. The necros, barbaric human nomads travelling the worlderness in floating villages, worship the zombies. The necros both eat the zombies, and wear clothes made from them; they live in houses built of bricks of undead flesh. They also keep zombies as sex slaves. Two fugitives meet in the ancient ruins of Texas. The first is Soil 15-f, a womancow who's escaped her farm a week before she's due to be killed and her blood potato crop harvested. The second fugitive is Able Kane, former head necros food technician, now sentenced to death for heresy. But Soil is no ordinary humancow. Unknown to herself, she's the vegan zombie agricultural revolution, and the zombies desperately want her back. And the necros equally desperately want Able Kane dead. He's fled with a forbidden discovery which will reshape the world for the worse if used. And Able is just hardheaded/misguided enough to use it. With android zombinators and the head necros assassin (Able's ex-girlfriend Morphia) after them, Soil and Able Kane have no choice but to climb the lemon tree to Haeven, residence of the zombie god Necro. And by anyone's reckoning, Soil and Able Kane are the two people in the worlderness who should never have been let into Heaven. Back cover description: Fear not mankind, the omniscient God Necro proclaims that your tasty brains will be safe from the ravenous undead during the impending zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately for most of you, however, the enlightened zombie hoard plans to herd you like cattle on their potato plantations and use your fertile bodies to grow their specialized blood veggies. Only by prostrating yourself before the Great Necro can you join forces with other faithful necros and defend humanity from the ever encroaching zombie invasion. But it won't be easy, especially if you've just escaped from the vegfarm - and you already have the cattle brand on your forehead and the telltale potato vines sprouting from your body. Bounty-hunting zombinators, flying cleaver-laden helicopters and cockrockets, will soon be hot on your trail as you race toward the Promised Land and the sanctuary that is known as the Republic of Texas. Not only is "Vegan Zombie Apocalypse" one of the most bizarre stories ever conceived, but its universal appeal should extend far beyond its bizarro fan base. Enthusiasts of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror, and especially zombie fiction lovers, should relish this book, even though it ventures into the dark realm of the extraordinarily grotesque at times... many times actually.




Rabid Heart


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How far would you go for love when all you love is DEAD? After the Necro Rabies pandemic turned the world into hordes of rabid undead, Rhonda discovers her zombified fiancé, Brad, in her hometown. Scared her father will kill Brad, Rhonda takes a road-trip with Brad to a world filled with perils, horror, heartbreak, & unconditional love.




Terra Necro: Tipping Point


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