18 Years of Being a Bitch


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Looking for funny 18th Birthday gifts for girls?Funny and cheap gift ideas for girls on their 18th Birthday are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this sweary coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who is turning 18, maybe you're looking for 18th birthday gifts for girls from best friend or brother, and are looking for funny gifts for teens then you have come to the right place. Not only is this snarky adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilariously insulting and hysterical laughter inducing vulgar quotes in this offensive gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite 18 year old's face! We created this series of books for anyone searching for 18th birthday gifts for her but this book could equally work great as funny 18th birthday party supplies and games if you hand the pages out to your party guests! Or if you're feeling generous then they also make great 18th birthday party favors! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for 18 year old girls, so we hope we have made life easier for you with this cheeky, rude and slightly offensive coloring book for adults!




Happy Fucking 18th Birthday Bitch: Better Than a Birthday Card! Say Happy Birthday with Sass by Giving Her This Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pag


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Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!




Secret


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"February 17th, on the cold north side of Minneapolis, eight year old Secret McKay Adams loses the lives of both of her parents on her eighth birthday. In and out of foster homes, she struggles to find a place she can call home. When she finally settles in with Karen, whom isn't able to have any children of her own, and the woman's deceased sisters daughter Delilah, whom Secret becomes really close to, Secret is convinced that she has found her home. Everything is going good until Karen's younger brother Kristian comes to live with them. As Secret begins to develop into a beautiful and nicely filled out young woman, Kristian's sexual attraction for her becomes out of hand. She is betrayed by him as he constantly rapes her and dares her to tell anyone because he has threatened to kill her if she does. Scared to death to tell anyone because of what he might do, or who might not believe her, this becomes the biggest secret that she has ever had to endure, which drives her apart from the closest person to her, Delilah. Secret meets an older guy who is in love with her and moves in with him. Now that she is away from her rapist uncle, she feels as if she doesn't have to deal with that part of her life anymore. Secret and her new boyfriend's relationship eventually goes downhill and she decides to turn to stripping to make a living for herself. In this new world of money, sex, and naked women, Secret struggles to not get too caught up in it. Even though she's not one for all the drama, she just cant seem to keep it out of her way. Now, as Secret tries to fend for herself and move on with her life, will she be able to keep her past in the past and her secret a secret as old things she never knew from her past begin to slowly reveal in her present?"




Cunchabunts


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A collection of angry and sometimes humorous blogs whist commuting or trying to deal with real life.




How to Be a Bad Bitch


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An edgy yet accessible “bad bitch” guide to life, love, and success from Amber Rose, renowned model, entrepreneur, and pop culture personality. Bad Bitch (n.): A self-respecting, strong female who has everything together. This consists of body, mind, finances, and attitude; a woman who gets her way by any means necessary. Amber Rose didn’t let her early years in the tough neighborhood of South Philly keep her from achieving her star-studded goals. From the sets of music videos, to high fashion runways and magazines, to life at home with her beautiful son, Amber doesn’t hesitate to command her personal stage with confidence, edge, attitude, and her own form of grace. For the first time, this renowned model, actress, socialite, pop culture maven, and self-proclaimed “bad bitch” is sharing her secrets on how to lead a powerful life in this edgy yet accessible guide to life, love, and success. With unparalleled candor, “Muva” pulls back the curtain on her rollercoaster of a journey from a young trailblazer to a worldwide phenomenon—and it’s this evolution that has influenced her intoxicating, authoritative outlook on life and love. Filled with expert advice and personal anecdotes, How to Be a Bad Bitch covers finances, career, love, beauty, and fashion while emphasizing confidence, positive self-acceptance, and authenticity. Above all, Amber delivers a message to all women in this fiercely fearless guide: work hard, love yourself, embrace your femininity and sexuality, and most importantly, chase the best vision of you possible.




The Baddest Bitch in the Room


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The first Asian woman in hip-hop, Sophia Chang shares the inspiring story of her career in the music business, working with such acts as The Wu-Tang Clan and A Tribe Called Quest, her path to becoming an entrepreneur, and her candid accounts of marriage, motherhood, aging, desire, marginalization, and martial arts. Fearless and unpredictable, Sophia Chang prevailed in a male-dominated music industry to manage the biggest names in hip-hop and R&B. The daughter of Korean immigrants in predominantly white suburban Vancouver, Chang left for New York City, and soon became a powerful voice in music boardrooms at such record companies as Atlantic, Jive, and Universal Music Group. As an A&R rep, Chang met a Staten Island rapper named Prince Rakeem, now known as the RZA, founder of the Wu-Tang Clan, the most revered and influential rap group in hip-hop history. That union would send her on a transformational odyssey, leading her to a Shaolin monk who would become her partner, an enduring kung fu practice, two children, and a reckoning with what type woman she ultimately wanted to be. For decades, Chang helped remarkably talented men tell their stories. Now, with The Baddest Bitch In The Room, she is ready to tell her own story of marriage, motherhood, aging, desire, marginalization, and martial arts. This is an inspirational debut memoir by a woman of color who has had the audacity to be bold in the pursuit of her passions, despite what anyone—family, society, the dominant culture—have prescribed.




Confessions of a Prairie Bitch


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Confessions of a Prairie Bitch is Alison Arngrim’s comic memoir of growing up as one of television’s most memorable characters—the devious Nellie Oleson on the hit television show Little House on the Prairie. With behind-the-scenes stories from the set, as well as tales from her bohemian upbringing in West Hollywood and her headline-making advocacy work on behalf of HIV awareness and abused children, Confessions of a Prairie Bitch is a must for fans of everything Little House: the classic television series and its many stars like Michael Landon and Melissa Gilbert; Gilbert’s bestselling memoir Prairie Tale... and, of course, the beloved series of books by Laura Ingalls Wilder that started it all.




Midnight Cafe


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Midnight Café: A Novel Screenplay - An esoteric exploration into the contemporary life and culture of urban youth. Comedy, Punk Rock, Skate, Video Games, Science Fiction, Movies. Comedy 226 Pages.




The Dog Fancier


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I'm Not 30. I'm 18 with 12 Years Experience of Being a Bitch.


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Stand out from everyone else with this funny journal notebook cover! The perfect birthday gift for that sarcastic person in your life. This is a blank lined journal with the following features: Interior: First page is a blank sketch page for writing a personal note if giving this journal as a gift, or else write the owner's name and year. Interior left-hand page is half-blank/half-lined to allow space to sketch and doodle - great for long meetings or daydreaming. Each right-hand fully-lined page has a space at the top for the date. Last page is dot-grid for writing any important information such as contact numbers or emails. Format: Wide ruled, lined paper 6" x 9" (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm) - Approximately A5 110 sheets (55 pages, front and back) White paper Paperback, soft-cover with matte finish Click on our brand name to see our selection of products and gifts.