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What Was I Thinking?

Author : Barbara Davilman

Publisher : Macmillan

Page : 224 pages

File Size : 50,8 MB

Release : 2009-02-03

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 1429958820

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The stories you are about to read are true. Often hilarious and always relatable, they all describe the moment when good sense and simple self-respect triumph over the human need to be loved—or, at least, the need to be with a particular man. The relationship may not last beyond lunch, or it may linger for weeks, months, or even years. But inside, you know: it's over. What Was I Thinking?58 Bad Boyfriend Stories includes contributions from: Francesca Lia Block Bonnie Bruckheimer Cindy Chupack Kate Coe Melinda Culea Carrie Fisher Wendy Hammers Nicole Hollander Maira Kalman Lisa Napoli Lynn Snowden Picket Mimi Pond Rachel Resnick Penny Stallings Laurie Winer Amy Wruble Whether the story is funny, sad, poignant, sweet, or just plain psychotic—we bet you can't read just one.



My Fake Bad Boyfriend

Author : Sara Whitney

Publisher : LoveSpark Press

Page : 147 pages

File Size : 27,7 MB

Release : 2021-11-28

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1953565107

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Wanted: one very bad boyfriend for the holidays I don't just need a fake boyfriend. I need the worst fake boyfriend in the world. Someone who'll get my family off my back about my perpetually single state. Someone so awful they'll beg me to never bring another man home again. Gabe promised he was up to the task, but by the time we've said hello to the parents and dropped our bags in my childhood bedroom, I've learned that he's a little too good at being bad. We have so much fun, in fact, that I start to forget it’s all for show. By the time Christmas Eve rolls around, Gabe’s the only thing I want to unwrap. And if I do, I’m afraid he’ll be the gift I never want to return. My Fake Bad Boyfriend is a hot standalone holiday novella that's sweet as a candy cane, funny as Elf, and spicy as fireball whiskey in your hot chocolate. Treat yourself to a laugh-out-loud holiday romance!



Bad Boyfriend

Author : Elise Faber

Publisher : Elise Faber

Page : 156 pages

File Size : 37,42 MB

Release : 2020-02-02

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1946140414

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Kelsey Scott was done with men. She certainly didn’t want anything to do with Tanner—the only man who had ever managed to weasel his way into her heart. And by typical male progression, the only man to break it. But then she and Tanner were paired up as bridesmaid and groomsman at her brother's wedding, and suddenly, she found it hard to remember all her steadfast rules. Found it hard to remember her broken heart. Because she was falling for Tanner all over again.



How to Be a BAD Boyfriend

Author : The Girlfriends

Publisher : iUniverse

Page : 80 pages

File Size : 38,14 MB

Release : 2011-09-07

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1450269907

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Have you ever wondered if you’re involved in a bad relationship? In How to Be a BAD Boyfriend,“The Girlfriends” give you specific examples of what to look for; many are humorous and others are downright nasty. Presenting more than 170 indicators of bad boyfriend behavior, this humorous look at men and dating provides an opportunity to not only double-check the status of your relationships but to laugh out loud. Based on a host of past experiences with bad boyfriends, the “tips” in this guide will help you take a closer look at the guy you’re with. In relating these experiences, the girlfriends realize that they are not alone and that you also may have a story to share. If you would like to submit your own “bad boyfriend” experiences, check out the form at the end of this book. How many examples of “bad boyfriend” behavior can you detect in your own relationship? The Girlfriends A simple discussion about relationships between two friends turned into a humorous, six-hour road trip that will never be forgotten. We knew we needed to share our insights and put a positive spin on some less than appropriate behaviors. Thus How to Be a Bad Boyfriend was launched.



Glitterland

Author : Alexis Hall

Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.

Page : 260 pages

File Size : 37,64 MB

Release : 2023-01-17

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1728265304

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From the acclaimed author of BOYFRIEND MATERIAL comes a deeply emotional romance about heartbreak, hope, and learning to love against all the odds. Once the golden boy of the English literary scene, now a clinically depressed writer of pulp crime fiction, Ash Winters has given up on hope, happiness, and—most of all—himself. He lives his life between the cycles of his illness, haunted by the ghosts of other people's expectations. Then a chance encounter throws him into the path of Essex-born Darian Taylor. Flashy and loud, radiant and full of life, Darian couldn't be more different...and yet he makes Ash laugh, reminding him of what it's like to step beyond the boundaries of his anxiety. But Ash has been living in his own shadow for so long that he can no longer see a way out. Can a man who doesn't trust himself ever trust in happiness? And how can someone who doesn't believe in happiness ever fight for his own? Alexis Hall's iconic Glitterland has been revised and expanded, with extensive bonus content and a stunning new cover by Elizabeth Turner Stokes. Bonus content includes: Author Annotations: Alexis Hall's insights and commentary threaded through the novel Shadowland: a brand new scene exploring Niall and Max's complex relationship The Glass Menagerie: an entertaining look at an in-universe Rik Glass novel A Letter from the Author discussing the experience of writing Glitterland Darian's Nanny Dot's Cottage Pie and Aftermath, brought together from the original release



Bad Boyfriend

Author : Lexi Hart

Publisher : Lexi Hart

Page : 218 pages

File Size : 25,82 MB

Release : 2020-05-21

Category :

ISBN :

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He might be bad news, but he's also the story she's looking for... After five years of wasting my Journalism Degree writing an advice column, my editor offers me my first real assignment. Too bad I'll have to work alongside a Private Investigator from out of town. Enter Grayson Cole. The broody and secretive bad boy who took my V-Card eight summers ago then broke my heart. After years of hating Grayson for leaving without saying goodbye, now I'm the only person who can pose as his girlfriend. Between the long hours working together and the public displays of affection, it's getting harder to tell what's real. I need to walk away before history repeats itself. But when Grayson shows up at my door in the middle of the night and tells me why he really came back... What started out as fake, becomes dangerously real...



I Don't Care About Your Band

Author : Julie Klausner

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 273 pages

File Size : 38,55 MB

Release : 2010-02-02

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1101185171

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Read Julie Klausner's posts on the Penguin Blog In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care About Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love--and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care About Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls who grew up in the shadow of feminism, thinking they could have everything, but end up compromising constantly. The cowards, the kidults, the critics, and the contenders: these are the stars of Klausner's memoir about how hard it is to find a man--good or otherwise--when you're a cynical grown-up exiled in the dregs of Guyville. Off the popularity of her New York Times "Modern Love" piece about getting the brush-off from an indie rock musician, I Don't care About Your Band is marbled with the wry strains of Julie Klausner's precocious curmudgeonry and brimming with truths that anyone who's ever been on a date will relate to. Klausner is an expert at landing herself waist-deep in crazy, time and time again, in part because her experience as a comedy writer (Best Week Ever, TV Funhouse on SNL) and sketch comedian from NYC's Upright Citizens Brigade fuels her philosophy of how any scene should unfold, which is, "What? That sounds crazy? Okay, I'll do it." I Don't Care About Your Band charts a distinctly human journey of a strong-willed but vulnerable protagonist who loves men like it's her job, but who's done with guys who know more about love songs than love. Klausner's is a new outlook on dating in a time of pop culture obsession, and she spent her 20's doing personal field research to back up her philosophies. This is the girl's version of High Fidelity. By turns explicit, funny and moving, Klausner's debut shows the evolution of a young woman who endured myriad encounters with the wrong guys, to emerge with real- world wisdom on matters of the heart. I Don't Care About Your Band is Julie Klausner's manifesto, and every one of us can relate.



My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha

Author : Jolie Kerr

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 258 pages

File Size : 37,6 MB

Release : 2014-02-25

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0142196932

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.



True Love Dates

Author : Debra K. Fileta

Publisher : Zondervan

Page : 212 pages

File Size : 37,51 MB

Release : 2013-10-08

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 0310336805

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It is possible to find true love through dating. In True Love Dates, Debra Fileta encourages singles not to "kiss dating goodbye" but instead to experience a season of dating as a way to find real love. Through powerful, real-life stories and Fileta's personal journey, this book offers profound insights from the expertise of a professional counselor. Christians are looking for answers to finding true love. They are disillusioned with the church that has provided little practical application in the area of love and relationships. They're bombarded by Christian books that shun dating, idolize courting, fixate on spirituality, and in the end, offer little real relationship help. True Love Dates provides honest help for dating by providing a guide into vital relationship essentials. Debra is a professional Christian counselor who reaches millions with her popular blog, Truelovedates.com, and her book offers sound advice grounded in Christian spirituality. She delivers insight, direction, and counsel when it comes to entering the world of dating and learning to do it right the first time around. Drawing on the stories and struggles of hundreds of young men and women who have pursued the search for true love, Fileta helps readers bypass unnecessary pain while focusing on the things that really matter in the world of dating.



Bad Boyfriend

Author : Julie Kriss

Publisher :

Page : 264 pages

File Size : 29,51 MB

Release : 2017-01-24

Category :

ISBN : 9780993735769

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No family. No filter. No morals. Meet my boyfriend.HollyDean Madden is a bad boy - and my older brother's best friend. The guy you'd never bring home to your parents. His looks are pure sex, and the only fun he knows how to have is the filthy kind.No one in their right mind thinks I should date him. But now I've grown up - and everything has changed. I want him, even if it's just for a little while. Until I can't let him go.DeanI'm not that guy - the relationship guy. I'm the one-and-done guy. But when Holly bets me she can date me for four weeks, I'm not going to say no. She's grown up gorgeous - and now I've got my chance.I don't deserve her. It can't get serious, because there are things she doesn't know about me. But until it falls to pieces, I can give her the wildest, hottest four weeks of her life....