Fart-tastic


Book Description

Stink Up a Room with these Fart Jokes These jokes may be stinkers, but that will only get kids laughing more as farts, toots, and other bodily function jokes take center stage. Here's a stinker: Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They're silent but deadly. This collection of illustrated jokes is sure to get reluctant readers engrossed in their reading material. Fart-tastic is part of the Illustrated Jokes series from Brenda Ponnay. Other titles include: Knock Knock Red, White and Blue Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub!




Frank the Fart Fairy


Book Description

Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.




Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie


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“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes... seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.




How to Fart at Work


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From the toilet etiquette experts who brought you the global game-changer How to Poo at Work comes an equally essential guide on dealing with flatulence Anyone who has ever worked in an office, or indeed any other enclosed space, has confronted the gut-wrenching problem: to fart or not to fart? Mats & Enzo have spent years studying this fragrant issue--sometimes armed only with a single gas mask for protection. With informative illustrations to elucidate their findings, How to Fart at Work is the practical guide to solving every gaseous situation you might encounter. Whether you smelled it or dealt it, this expert advice will help you smooth your way through these malodorous moments . . . and even teach you how flatulence can further your career




We Toot


Book Description

We Toot is a feminist fable about farting. When a stinky toot is loosed at a slumber party, six girls learn an important lesson in body positivity and self-acceptance. We Toot lets little girls know it's okay to let one rip.




Ninja Farts


Book Description

Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!




Belches, Burps and Farts, Oh My!


Book Description

From hoots to hics to toots, here's an exuberant companion to Bennett's hilarious books featuring body parts and processes.




Stinky Pete's Big Book Of Poop, Fart And Burp Jokes For Kids 7-9; Tongue Twisters, Would You Rather And More


Book Description

Stinky Pete Is Back! And His Newest Book Is The Grossest One Yet! With Pages and Pages of Poop-tastic Pooh Jokes Pete's Newest Joke Collection Will Make You Say "Ewwwww"! But The Fart-errific Fun Doesn't Stop There! Pete's Big Book Of Poop Also Includes Gag-Worthy Would You Rather Questions And Totally Gross Tongue Twisters!! This Is One Potty Book That Older Kids Will Love! Aspiring Comedians Will Get Hours Of Stinky Fun From This Kids Joke Book! So, Scoop Up Your Copy Today! This Pooh Joke Book Is a Real Gas!!




The Grossest Joke Book Ever Written... Only Grosser!


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You'll laugh so hard you'll puke! Step right up and enjoy a hilarious compendium of giggles and guffaws! The Grossest Joke Book Ever Written . . . Only Grosser! is a fresh pile of hilarity that will delight any jokester and disgust all your friends and unlucky strangers. With hundreds of yucky knock-knocks and fart jokes galore, this book will be sure to ruin any polite setting, such as teatime, quiet time, or time-out. Complete with eye-popping illustrations that are gross (but not too gross), this heap of rude-ish humor and goofy gags will delight readers everywhere! - LOL about boogers, wedgies, poop, and air biscuits - Become the best comedian around with hilarious one-liners, riddles, and quips - Enjoy silly family-friendly illustrations for endless laughs




The Fart Book 2


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FREE Audiobook Inside! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new addition to J.B. O'Neil's #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. And for a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase. You & your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects) as you page through dozens of amazing and super-funny illustrations. That's twice the stinky fun! About "The Fart Book 2: Blasting Off Again" Ever have trouble fitting in to a new school? Milo Snotrocket is back and is making friends the only way he knows how! Follow Milo's adventures as he tries to fit in with the cool kids and teaches himself all new ways to create the most fantastic farts ever. WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book 2" -- because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! And here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: ***** "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." -- Lisa D. ***** "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" -- Tom Foster ***** "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" -- Rob Rodenparker Go ahead and buy the book right now, and don't forget to download the FREE Audiobook inside for twice the fun!