Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Boobs


Book Description

A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.




Happy Birthday, with Ages Comes Wisdom and Saggy Boobs


Book Description

A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.




Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Tits


Book Description

A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.




Happy Birthday To You & Your Saggy Tits Xoxo


Book Description

120 pages. Lined paper. 6''x9'' perfect size to cary around with you. Fits everywhere. Professionally designed with a matte finish. Perfect binding soft cover; no need to worry about pages accidentally ripping. Suitable for taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming. Personalized notebooks and journals make a thoughtful gift for adults and kids as a functional gift for any occasion.




Happy Birthday Saggy Tits Journal


Book Description

STOP buying those stupid birthday cards. No one really wants them! Why do you want to waste your ten bucks on something they toss in the garbage or tuck away in their underwear drawer? Now you can give them a gift they feel guilty about. Who throws away a journal filled with messages from loved ones? No one that's who! This unique birthday keepsake book makes the perfect birthday gift for men and women. Create a personal time capsule with this autograph book for birthday parties. Our birthday journal notebook is designed for the birthday guests to write all the heartfelt, funny and potentially dirty messages in. At 7" x 10" and 120 blank pages there is even room to doodle nasty pictures. When the party starts pass this book around and let the memories flow. Use it all up at one birthday party or save blank pages for the next birthday and the next. If you are your friend's only friend then this book will last them a long time. Now you can put your friend's birthday cards to shame. Also works great just as a gift for people who love to doodle, sketch or draw in their leisure time.




Happy Birthday Mum, So Sorry for Making Your Boobs All Saggy: Mother's Day Notebook - Floral Cute Pretty Funny, Cheeky Birthday Joke Journal Mum (Mom)


Book Description

A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your mother, mother in law, grandmother or mother figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.




Happy Birthday, with Ages Comes Wisdom and Saggy Tits


Book Description

A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.




What a Time to be Alone


Book Description

In What A Time To Be Alone,The Slumflower will be your life guru, confidante and best friend. She’ll show you that being alone is not just okay: it’s just about the best freaking thing that’s ever happened to you. As she says, ‘You’re bad as hell and you were made with intention.’ It’s about time you realised. Peppered with insightful Igbo proverbs from Chidera’s Nigerian mother and full of her own original artwork, What A Time To Be Alone will help you navigate the modern world. We can all decide our own fates and Chidera shows us how, using a three-part approach filled with sass, wisdom and charm. Learn how to celebrate YOU – decide your self-worth, take time to heal and empower yourself in this messy world. Don’t worry about THEM – avoid other people’s demons and realise that everyone is protecting themselves from something – no matter how aggressive their method. Feel the togetherness in US – sustain and grow healthy relationships and avoid toxicity in your friendships. Own your story. Create your own narrative. Read this book. #WATTBA




Happy Birthday to You and Your Boy Boobs


Book Description

A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.




PLAY


Book Description

From USA Today bestseller Kat Mizera comes a brand-new series—get ready to ROCK HARD with Nobody’s Fool… Tyler Thompson is a bona fide rock star. He went on tour at seventeen and never looked back. And now, fifteen years later, he has more fame, fortune, and success than he ever imagined. He's the bass player for a new band, Nobody's Fool, and all he wants to do is get back on tour. But business and personal issues are blocking his next move. Pop star Ariel Fox has been under her father’s thumb for so long she doesn’t remember what freedom is like. When she gets invited to record a single on Nobody's Fool's demo tape she's ready for a week of work...and fun, without the watchful eye of her father. One look at Tyler’s blue eyes and she's immediately snagged. She wants it all—him, success, a real future. But nothing is ever that simple. Falling in love wasn't part of the deal. And when the record company tries to sabotage Nobody’s Fool, Ariel must choose between protecting Tyler and protecting herself.