Ultimate Kids Joke Book


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What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!




299 Funny Jokes for Kids


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IP Grinning presents... '299 Funny Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken? He got tyrannosaurus pecks! Why does no-one ever hear pterodactyls using the bathroom? Because they have a silent P! Why do you rarely see a lionfish? They can't hold the rods with their paws! What do you call a man floating in the sea? Bob! Why was the alien green? It hadn't taken its space sickness pills! Why do dogs always run in circles? Because they don't know how many sides a rectangle has! Why don't crabs share their food? Because they're shellfish! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.




299 Quick Jokes for Kids


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IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.




I'M SO FUNNY Joke Book For Kids


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HILARIOUS JOKES FOR KIDS SO funny book! -This book is full of funny & hilarious jokes and knock-knock jokes for your kids. -This AMAZING children's book is perfect for early readers to help kids to start and love reading. -Help your kids to practice reading comprehension and word recognition. -They'll want to read jokes to everyone -Bring a smile to your kid's face -Great & fun for all ages. -Over 200 jokes! & Knock knock jokes.




The Kids' Joke Book


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What do you call twin brothers with drums on their heads? The answer is Tom, Tom. If this kind of joke makes you laugh then you will love this joke book for children, it''s packed with jokes like that.'




Kids Joke Book


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What's got big ears, a tail and squeaks when you blow into it? A Mouse Organ. Mr Krispell's Kid's Joke Book contains hundreds and hundreds of new jokes, classic jokes and hilariously daft poems. Every page is fully illustrated with wonderfully silly drawings for children age 6 to 99 years of age. If you're looking for a classic children's book that parents will also enjoy, this book will not disappoint.




A Joke Book for Kids


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The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids


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The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles




Jokes for Kids: 300+ Hilarious Jokes and Riddles for Kids: Joke Books for Kids


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Jokes for Kids: 300+ Hilarious Jokes and Riddles for KidsEvery kid cherishes their first joke book. Whether it's Knock Knock jokes, Doctor Doctor jokes or Animal Jokes, they're sure to find a whole bunch of hilarious jokes and riddles that will have them chuckling for hours.Jokes for Kids: 300+ Hilarious Jokes and Riddles for Kids is the latest joke book from leading non-fiction author, Ben Haydock, and follows on from the success of Even Bigger Book of Amazing Animal Jokes for Kids. Packed full of over 300 giggle-worthy jokes and riddles, your kids will be laughing for hours. You might even have a little laugh, too!Jokes and Riddles for KidsFeaturing hilarious jokes such as...: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?- Hold his nose shutWhy did the boy throw his watch out of the window?- He wanted to make time flyWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?- A stickYou'll find these jokes and many more in this hilarious children's book, which kids and adults will love!Perfect for teaching children how to read while letting them discover their favorite jokes and riddles, it will keep them entertained for hours - making it ideal for long car journeys and bedtime reading.Click Buy Now to download this best-selling joke and riddle book and help your child become a comedy expert in no time!




A Monster Book of Jokes


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IP Grinning presents... 'A Monster Book of Jokes', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What do you call a man floating in the sea? Bob! Why was the leopard wearing a striped jumper? So he wouldn't be spotted! Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman! Keep cool and I'll be with you in a moment! What kind of dinosaur was always crashing trucks? Tyrannosaurus wrecks! History teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Pupil: At the bottom! Why do museums have old dinosaur bones? They can't afford new ones! Why did the elephant paint its toenails lots of different colors? To hide in a bowl of M&M's! What happened when a man tried to cross a tiger with a sheep? He had to get a new sheep! Why are ghosts so polite? They don't spook until spooken to! Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a pen - what should I do? Use a pencil! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.