The Lack of Money is the Root of All Evil


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Mark Twain loved to poke fun at the financial markets and the irresistible urge of speculation. Using Twain's words, financial journalist Leckey imparts the lessons today's investor can learn from Twain, combing his novels, stories, speeches, and letters for telling sayings about making, saving, guarding, and growing money.




Mark Twain and Money


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How Not to Get Rich


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A detailed and humorous account of the various disastrous money schemes and entrepreneurial pursuits of Mark Twain, who was noted for his spectacularly bad financial decisions during the Gilded Age




Chasing the Last Laugh


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From Richard Zacks, bestselling author of Island of Vice and The Pirate Hunter, a rich and lively account of how Mark Twain’s late-life adventures abroad helped him recover from financial disaster and family tragedy—and revived his world-class sense of humor Mark Twain, the highest-paid writer in America in 1894, was also one of the nation’s worst investors. “There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate,” he wrote. “When he can’t afford it and when he can.” The publishing company Twain owned was failing; his investment in a typesetting device was bleeding red ink. After losing hundreds of thousands of dollars back when a beer cost a nickel, he found himself neck-deep in debt. His heiress wife, Livy, took the setback hard. “I have a perfect horror and heart-sickness over it,” she wrote. “I cannot get away from the feeling that business failure means disgrace.” But Twain vowed to Livy he would pay back every penny. And so, just when the fifty-nine-year-old, bushy-browed icon imagined that he would be settling into literary lionhood, telling jokes at gilded dinners, he forced himself to mount the “platform” again, embarking on a round-the-world stand-up comedy tour. No author had ever done that. He cherry-picked his best stories—such as stealing his first watermelon and buying a bucking bronco—and spun them into a ninety-minute performance. Twain trekked across the American West and onward by ship to the faraway lands of Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania, India, Ceylon, and South Africa. He rode an elephant twice and visited the Taj Mahal. He saw Zulus dancing and helped sort diamonds at the Kimberley mines. (He failed to slip away with a sparkly souvenir.) He played shuffleboard on cruise ships and battled captains for the right to smoke in peace. He complained that his wife and daughter made him shave and change his shirt every day. The great American writer fought off numerous illnesses and travel nuisances to circle the globe and earn a huge payday and a tidal wave of applause. Word of his success, however, traveled slowly enough that one American newspaper reported that he had died penniless in London. That’s when he famously quipped: “The report of my death was an exaggeration.” Throughout his quest, Twain was aided by cutthroat Standard Oil tycoon H.H. Rogers, with whom he had struck a deep friendship, and he was hindered by his own lawyer (and future secretary of state) Bainbridge Colby, whom he deemed “head idiot of this century.” In Chasing the Last Laugh, author Richard Zacks, drawing extensively on unpublished material in notebooks and letters from Berkeley’s ongoing Mark Twain Project, chronicles a poignant chapter in the author’s life—one that began in foolishness and bad choices but culminated in humor, hard-won wisdom, and ultimate triumph.




Economics and You, Grades 5 - 8


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Make economics easy for students in grades 5 and up using Economics and You! This 64-page book features an in-depth, real-world simulation activity that reinforces economic and math concepts while introducing students to the consumer world. Students learn how to balance a checkbook, calculate interest, develop a budget, buy a car, and file taxes.




For the Love of Money!


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The Enticement, Master Mark Revolutionary Twain, Junior, traveled the World over from Country to Country, and from City to City, only to discover that the Love of Money is not an exclusive thing with Americans, only; but, that almost all Peoples are Possessed with the same Evil Spirit, which has actually made those People much Poorer than they would have been without it! Yes, they are now Deprived of the Best Things in Life, including Fresh Clean Air, Pure Water, Good Wholesome Natural Foods, Secure Houses, Luscious All-Mineral Organic Gardens, and Good Health, which is True Wealth. Nevertheless, after wandering all about, Master Twain decided that it would be best for him to try to leave the World in a Better Condition than he found it; and therefore, he took the Good Advice of Jesus Christ, and sold almost all that he had, and put his hands and tools to WORK, building a Good House for a very Poor Mexican Family, which was Cast Out of the Divided States of United Lies, who forgot to Love their Neighbors as much as themselves, and do unto others as they would have others do unto them. (See www.Amazon.com for: “What is WRong with those Professing Christians??” for a Photo and Explanation of that Marvelous House and the hard work they did during just 2 years.) Indeed, that little Family moved more than 66,666,666 pounds, by hand, just to build the million-dollar house, which is designed to endure the Test of Time, come hell or high water, as they say! And this Inspired Book reveals HOW you and almost everyone else can have an equally Good House, or even Better, without Preaching any Lies, nor Selling any Trash for the Love of Money!




Ignorance, Confidence, and Filthy Rich Friends


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While the entire world knows Mark Twain as the renowned author of many classic American novels, few people are aware that he was also a highly successful businessman. In fact, more than half of his life was consumed by moneymaking pursuits, which often resulted in writing projects being neglected--but at the same time, these adventures were the inspiration behind many of the characters found in his books. In Ignorance, Confidence, and Filthy Rich Friends, Peter Krass captures a little-known side of this American icon and details the roller coaster ride of his business ventures in a dramatic, entertaining, and informative narrative style. From Twain's time as the founder of his own publishing house--where he made a small fortune publishing General Ulysses S. Grant's memoirs--to his foray into venture capitalism and investment in numerous start-up firms, to his focus on his own inventions, this engaging book reveals the Mark Twain that few of us know: the no-nonsense, successful American businessman.




Mark Twain and Money


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The Million Pound Bank Note


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The first-person narrator of the story, Henry Adams, age twenty-seven, is a mining-broker's clerk in San Francisco. He says at the outset that he intends to make a fortune, although he has nothing but his "wits and a clean reputation." While sailing one afternoon, he is carried out to sea and eventually rescued by a small brig bound for London. When he arrives in London, he has only a dollar to his name and is soon without shelter and food. Walking around Portland Place, Henry yearns for a pear that a child has tossed into the gutter. He walks back and forth by the pear, waiting for other people to be out of sight.