Mom's on the Roof and I Can't Get Her Down


Book Description

Do you believe in afterlife? Mom says she met with God and Jesus during her Near Death Experience (NDE). In spite of the trauma of her cancer, this book is filled with miracles! My mother's tale includes the things happening before, during, and after her trip to Heaven and back (then back to Paradise). Her story not only covers her NDE but it's filled with prophecy that fulfilled before and after this book's copyright date; the book is self-proving. So, was her encounter with Heaven, you be the judge! This book is, also, about life after death on both sides; it's a faith healing story. This is my personal story about accepting the phrase "Thy Will Be Done" when my mother had terminal cancer. It is the story of love and hope that delivered my faith. It is filled with MIRACLES, which healed my soul and may heal yours as well. Mom shares her NDE from the rooftop while journeying back and forth from Heaven; she brings back messages from God including prophesy.




Jokes


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Jokes are a perfect format for learning vocabulary, idiomatic expressions, and grammar. Jokes are also designed to be retold. If you learn a joke by heart and tell it to other people, then by doing so you will also learn the grammar and vocabulary involved. The book also contains exercises designed to reveal whether you have understood the joke or not: A joke is presented to you but with the paragraphs mixed up. Your task is to put them in the correct order. The joke has a choice of three punch lines. If you select the correct one, this should be an indicator that you have understood the joke. Several two-line jokes are presented together. The task is to match the first line and the second line. A joke is presented with some key words missing. The task is to insert the right word in the right place. Easy English! is a series of books to help you learn and revise your English with minimal effort. You can improve your English by reading texts in English that you might well normally read in your own language e.g. jokes, personality tests, lateral thinking games, wordsearches. doing short exercises to improve specific areas grammar and vocabulary, i.e. the areas that tend to lead to the most mistakes - the aim is just to focus on what you really need rather than overwhelming yourself with a mass of rules, many of which may have no practical daily value Other books in the Easy English! series include: Wordsearches: Widen Your Vocabulary in English Test Your Personality: Have Fun and Learn Useful Phrases Word games, Riddles and Logic Tests: Tax Your Brain and Boost Your English Top 50 Grammar Mistakes: How to Avoid Them Top 50 Vocabulary Mistakes: How to Avoid Them




Life Is a Joke


Book Description

It’s the perfect marriage of wisdom and wit—here are 100 valuable lessons on how to live, drawn from 100 hilarious and unforgettable jokes. A really good joke, like a great poem, memorable song lyric, razor-sharp anecdote, or Zen koan, is a portal of discovery—it can get a meaningful message across in a way that’s clear, humorous, and practical. It’s the secret weapon of every great comedian—there’s the joke, and then there’s the subtext of the joke, and that can mean serious business. A funny, funny joke about a therapist and his patient conveys, for example, an important lesson on the power of communication. A surprising joke about a tribal shaman and the weather service turns into a necessary critique on how we should view experts.




Where You End


Book Description

Miriam and Elliot’s relationship was intense, passionate, all consuming. But it’s over now, and Miriam must pick up the pieces. Even if Elliot has started seeing someone else. Even if Miriam impulsively destroys a priceless work of art. Even if she’s blackmailed by the mystery girl who saw her do it. If only Miriam knew how to move on.




Hell and Back


Book Description

This is my Hell and Back story. I was in two wars; one with Korea and one with my wife. My story starts during the Great Depression of the Twentieth Century; on my fathers self-sustaining farm. Before the age of five, my familys pet sheep, rammed my forehead into the tractors steel wheel; leaving a visible V scar, on my head for the rest of my life. This V was proof; that God would give me victory, over hell throughout my life. Be it near death experiences; on the farm, in war, driving vehicles, building homes, marriage, heart attack, multiple bypasses and the lost of my free movie sweet heart. I learned how to be at peace with myself and God. This peace allowed me to face my hells head on; witness God walking me through them, establish me again and take me through the next season of my life. My Story finishes, with it being a navigational inspiration tool; that guides us and the generations to come, through our hell and backs. Included are my Hell and Back Survival TipsTM that guided me through my two wars. Plus the Law of Unconditional Love, I discovered while in my two wars.




Twelve Vol. 1


Book Description

Collects The Twelve #1-6. Yesterday's Men of Tomorrow - today! Laying dormant for sixty years, they awaken in a tormented world that needs them more than ever. But has the world grown beyond their brand of old-fashioned heroism?







My Mother's Secrets


Book Description

Sara McCann returns home to New York to be with her mother during her final days of her losing battle with cancer. She never anticipated how much this trip would change her life and the secrets her mother would share with her.




My Mom's Lover


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Twin sisters Stephanie and Melanie are flight attendants looking for love. Neither has yet found the man of their dreams. When their mom reconnects with a former lover living in Dallas, she encourages Stephanie to meet him while she’s on a layover in the city. It’s love at first sight when Stephanie and Alex finally meet. Although her layover is cut short by bad weather, Stephanie, undeterred, manages to land a new position at a hub near him. Before long, she’s moving into the Alex’s penthouse suite at the top of a residential tower. Melanie thinks her sister had lost her mind to move in so quickly with a man she hardly knows. But after Melanie visits the two in Dallas, she decides to move in with Alex too! Though Melanie has had some bad experiences with men, Alex helps her leave her past behind, something no one else had been able to do. Living together, Alex and the two sisters enjoy a loving and sexy romance. Joining the threesome are Candace and Elise, making for one hot polyamorous household.