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Really Horrible Animal Jokes

Author : Karen King

Publisher : Arcturus Publishing

Page : 56 pages

File Size : 13,39 MB

Release : 2019-10-18

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1838578064

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Book Description

Q: What did one maggot say to the other maggot? A: What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this? From farmyard animals to creepy crawlies, all your favourite creatures are included in this side-splitting joke book. Featuring over 120 stinky, slimy and silly jokes, as well as hilarious full-colour illustrations, this book is perfect for kids aged 7+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.



World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes

Author : Emma Carlson Berne

Publisher : Laugh Your Socks Office!

Page : 28 pages

File Size : 30,51 MB

Release : 2018

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1512483516

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Book Description

Humorous full-color photos, high-interest subject matter, and sidebars highlighting especially groan-worthy jokes make these joke books a hilarious delight for younger readers.



Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids

Author : Rob Elliott

Publisher : Baker Books

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 12,51 MB

Release : 2012-05

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0800788206

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Book Description

Presents a collection of animal jokes for young readers, including one liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters.



Animal Jokes

Author : Charles Keller

Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Page : 52 pages

File Size : 23,20 MB

Release : 2004

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781402717604

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Book Description

A collection of jokes to tickle your funny bone.



101 Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids

Author : Johnny Riddle

Publisher :

Page : 142 pages

File Size : 50,48 MB

Release : 2020-05-18

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781952772313

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Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Animal Jokes! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of animal jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles - 35+ Funny Illustrations - NO profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot. *** Q: Where do a bull and cow take their calves when they go on a holiday? A: The aMOOsement park! *** A man sits down in a movie theater when he sees a penguin walk in, who sits down in the seat next to him. "Are you REALLY a penguin?!" the man asks, surprised. "I am", said the penguin. "What are you doing at this movie?", the man then asked, still perplexed. The penguin replied, "Well, I liked the book." *** Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other animal jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Clean Jokes & Riddles For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest animal jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.



Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals

Author : Mrs. Barberelli

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 112 pages

File Size : 14,69 MB

Release : 2018-11-16

Category :

ISBN : 035923058X

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Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.



Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes

Author : Compiled by Barbour Staff

Publisher : Barbour Publishing

Page : 145 pages

File Size : 11,21 MB

Release : 2014-08-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1630588644

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Book Description

Everyone loves to hear a good animal joke--and who better to share a few than the world's first floating zookeeper himself? Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is a brand-new collection of five hundred jokes--categorized by animal--sure to make anyone laugh. From talking dogs to cranky gorillas to chickens that cross the road, Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is packed with classic, crazy, and/or corny stories, riddles, and one-liners appropriate for any age group. Here is fun you can trust!



Amusing Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Author : Amelia LaRoche

Publisher : Enslow Publishers, Inc.

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 18,48 MB

Release : 2014-09

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 0766059707

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Why did the deer have to get braces? He had buck teeth! AMUSING ANIMALS JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE contains silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about all kinds of animals, big and small! Also learn how to write your own animal joke book!



Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids

Author : Whee Winn

Publisher : Zonderkidz

Page : 129 pages

File Size : 50,69 MB

Release : 2020-02-04

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 0310769531

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Book Description

Get ready to laugh like a hyena with more than 250 knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters about wildlife, zoos, pets, and the animals that creep, crawl, bark, and meow in your own backyard. It’s great, on-the-go size means you can take Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids to the beach, in the car, on vacation, to camp, and everywhere else you and your backpack go. And its high fun factor at a great low price makes this a go-to gift from parents and grandparents that will have kids busting a gut without breaking the bank. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids: Is a popular joke book for kids ages 6 to 10 Features a collection of over 250 animal related knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and more Is offered at a low price point, making it the perfect gift for birthdays and holidays Is a perfect boredom buster for summer vacation and rainy days Provides kids with hours of clean and hilarious entertainment



Animal Jokes & Facts

Author : John Townsend

Publisher : The Salariya Book Company

Page : 130 pages

File Size : 31,45 MB

Release : 2021-02-09

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1912006545

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This hilarious, fact-packed joke book will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. It features dozens of gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, themed around the gross and gruesome aspects of the animal kingdom, along with bite-sized information about the topics covered. Find out about scary polar bears, the horrible habits of hippos, gigantic crocodiles and the disgusting diet of vultures. Hold onto your sides and dive in!